
First-Time Viewing
Birch
Release Date:January 16, 1995
Running Time:30 min
Genres:Documentary
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Synopsis
The story begins in a Russian sauna where very buff naked cadets fan birch branches on each other to stimulate their circulation. The story is of a seduction of a Russian soldier that may or may not go well.
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